My two cats are way eviler than Roy. Like a long shot eviler. You've got the puking on things, the tearing things up, the pissing on things, the leaving their turds around. Then, every once in a while, Jezebel goes completely feral and it's an episode of When Good Cats Go Bad and she draws blood.

If I had any kind of gut at all I would have sent them both to the glue factory long ago. But I'm a wimp.