cornerofmadness

Title --Solve et Coagula
Author-- cornerofmadness
series --manga
Disclaimer -- Arakawa owns all
Rating -- teen
Characters/Pairing -- Riza pov, Roy/Riza
Timeline/Spoilers -- no spoilers unless you don’t know where Roy learned alchemy
Word Count 484
Warning -- none
Summary -- She would never love an alchemist
Author’s Note -- This came to mind the moment I saw the prompt. The bit about the curse was inspired by Carrie Underwood's Cowboy Casanova. The title is an alchemical law 'dissolved and coagulate' which we'd know better as deconstruction and reconstruction. I suspect that I might have use the title before but most of my files went poof. Thanks to evil_little_dog for the beta. This was written for fma_fic_contest's 'giving in/giving up prompt and won second place. sonjajade made the pretty banner.

( Her life had been one of self denial )

So they call me after big bang theory (and the one on before it in syndication)

Dad - What is Halo? Is that real

Me - yes (goes on the explain what Halo is)

Dad - really?

Me - yes there are even professional fanfiction novels for it.

Dad - huh.

Mom - what about that card game they play?

Me - it's pretending to be Magic the Gathering.

Mom - So that's real too

Me - I have three different versions of it,

Dad - Goodbye! (hangs up)

Mom - of course you do

Me - I have magic, the vampire version and part of the werewolf one. I used to drive to Rapid City when I lived in SD

Mom -Of course you did. why haven't you ever brought that home

Me - remember trying to teach Dad how to play D&D? It's all fun and games until Dad rolls a one.

Mom - you really need to date Sheldon.

Me - Mom, really? Can't i have Raj?

Mom - No, I like Sheldon for you. You're both pains in the ass

Me - ....

These are the same parents who decided I couldn't get a Beyers from the X-Files Lone gunmen. No I had to have Langley. Well at least they realize I need a geek.


Hey nanoers and big bangers, check it out It's like write or die with kittens. I'm working on more kittens

Speaking of writing anyone want to read about two gay ghost hunters on vacation, less than 7K unless it goes weird tonight. it should be done tonight. I need to have it in by the first.

snippet of the day (and yes I DID finish the story) if one of us does get possessed by a ghost we can sell the story to Discover or SyFy and make a mint.” Connor grinned in the dim light of the alley. “Though, I'm kind of hoping it's you that ends up possessed. You'd probably enjoy it more. I'll go on the show, crying about my beautiful boyfriend is now possessed by the mournful spirit of a murdered woman. My art sales will probably skyrocket.”

Trestan laughed, chucking Connor's shoulder. “So long as you have a plan.”

“It's a good plan.” Connor stole a last kiss before turning and bringing his camera back up.