Jun. 13th, 2008

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I never dread Friday the thirteenths. Usually they are lucky days for me. My first inkling that this Friday would be different was Roy refused to come inside as if expecting certain doom. I didn’t care. There was a Cold Case Files marathon on so I just stretched out on the couch to watch a little forensics.

Slowly I became aware of it growing hotter in the apartment so I just bumped up the A/C but it didn’t help. That’s when the screaming started. As much as I hate summer, I decided to open the door to see what was going on. Blink, blink, so this is where global warming has taken us. All the unseasonable heat and humidity allowed for the growth of giant frogs. So what says you?

I’m talking giant. One had Mylar streamers hanging from its mouth, a telltale sign of what happened to the neighbor’s little girl and her endless bike riding around the apartments. Another monstrous amphibian was busting out windows and sucking out the occupants like cream from a Twinkie.

Barricading myself in the apartment, I’m writing my last blog entry and have my weapons around me. Only time will tell, will I become amphibian chow or are frog legs on the menu tonight. Damn, see? This is why I hate heat and humidity. Nothing good ever comes from it. Bye for now, maybe forever. Wish me luck.
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Roy actually DID refuse to come into the apartment. I think he's mad over the kitten (he's in now, now that the kids are outside 'petting' him)

went to drop off some mail in my box only to find that the mail came early and left me a note about them failing to give me my boxes (WHY they left a note rather than just bring me the damn boxes I have no idea) so I truck to the post office and get the boxes, the ones I specifically asked about last week when i came home.

I ran up to get my chinese pant suit from the drycleaners who couldn't stop talking about how beautiful it was (and my neighbor also loved it, wanted to go with me as my date). Dropped off clothing at Goodwill

Went to the library to get Odd Hours only to find a) 5 episodes of the manga version of Emma (i took 1 &2) b) that Phantom Prey had also come in, naturally so I have two one-weekers to read in a week.

went to Wal-Mart for flipflips (had none) and black shorts (had none) and summer PJ's (had none), in fact I'd like to chastize the crap out of the Jackson Wally World. Have you LOOKED at your clientele? Have you? I'm average to smaller than average in size compared to them and yet you have almost COMPLETELY removed the plus sizes. WTF?? In fact you have NO lingerie above a 14. And the plus size clothing has been reduced to a few white stag shirts and some capri pants. It boggles the mind

got home to start cleaning. Cleaning ended when I dropped my drippings can on the stove. It naturally went into a burner, under the burner, through the drain hole into the stove and finally into the storage area under the stove. HOW much oil can be in a soup can? It took forever to clean that up!

So what was in the boxes? The replacement watermelon for the broken one but it's half dead since it was at the post office for a freaking week or more. and EARLY BIRTHDAY GIFTS!

Whee! thanks to [livejournal.com profile] scarlette_hawk for the really nice bath set and the candle collection and to [livejournal.com profile] 0_mother_0 for the cool tapas cookbook.

Then I get a phone call from Mom. Go outside and look for DHL. Huh? Your birthday gift. They can't find you. They called here looking for the house. I open the door and there's the poor DHL dude going apt to apt. I was babbling to mom about that Dr. Who usb port [livejournal.com profile] wildrider got so mom got it for me for my birthday.

Speaking of Who, Mom was talking to me on the phone later in the evening and said, 'Oops gotta go. I was the back up plan if your dad didn't get away from his brother. I have to go get him in time to watch Dr. Who. Once again I take backseat to a SF show.
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I forgot to plug this.

[livejournal.com profile] chrisleeoctaves and [livejournal.com profile] scribesds are excited to announce [livejournal.com profile] fantas_magoria. They're going back to the beginning, folks.

Phantasmagoria is a multi-genre fandom project unlike anything we've seen on the web. Dark Star and Chrisleeoctaves were looking for a fun and stress free way to reinvest in fandom and revisit both series. (that would be Buffy the Vampire Slayer & Angel the Series

For a full write up click on over to the site.


and THANK YOU to everyone who volunteered to help me with my short stories (not too late to toss your hat into the ring) I cleaned them up during the Cold Case File marathon and hope to have in your inbox tonight

Me again

Jun. 13th, 2008 10:45 pm
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and it turns out I DO have a squee icon (still need a birthday one)

FMA 84 spoilers! )

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