cornerofmadness

I don't remember all of it. I know it involved stopping a serial killer who was in my house (well a lot of my dreams are about stopping serial killers. I'm not sure why)then it turned into a pee dream an elaborate one. I was somewhere to give a talk about the serial killer because I had written a book on it but the bathroom was communal like a locker room and the doors were shower curtains. I was just getting settled when I got called out. My cousins were there with their kids (using that term loosely, they're all in their early 20's)

Something was wrong with the books. I went with them to get them sorted out and tried to pick a few out for myself to read. I followed my cousin upstairs back to the bathroom. The stairs had old carpet with meal worms moving around in them. When I got to the bathroom, the brick walls with the shower curtain door were solid but the moment my butt hit the toilet they turned to plastic and it was like trying to pee in a bouncy castle and I was afraid I was going to suffocate because it was closing in around me (I have a fear of suffocation, probably that past life where the serial killer got me)

I woke up and afterward I found my boys had been bad ones. They usually never bother anything on the kitchen table but I found the box of Girl Scout cookies I had bought from my coworker's daughter on the floor with several wet cookies. They're lucky it wasn't tagalongs or thin mints or I would have finished what the chocolate started.

Called the vet to board my cats. I like my vet. I do. Her staff is made up with a revolving door full of idiots. HI I'm CoM and Dr. D takes care of my cats. I'd like to board them next week. Oh we don't board. Um, I've been boarding with her for years now. She tells everyone to go to the Lazy Dog kennel. Um, since when? She just boarded my cats a while ago. I could take your name and she can get back to you. I repeat my name and the cats' names. OH, they're cats? Yes (just like I told you 30 seconds ago). Okay I'll write their names down and we'll call you if we can't board them.

Yeah so I'm not sure if I'm boardnig them or not.

and now i can't find one page of my story. i hope it's not on my desk at work. screams.