cornerofmadness

Today was another not very good day where everything out of my mouth was embarassing, stupid or wrong usually all three. But today was L's birthday so we took her out to her favorite restaurants and she was amazingly rude to the waiter ALL night. First two of us got there earlier than L and I and the waiter asked what can I get you to drink. I say water which seemed to be a shock to L (as if I don't always get water) and he asked if she'd like some to and she snarled, No, I DO NOT WANT THAT.

Me and the other two friends who came with us had to look a bit stunned. Instead of just saying I need time to look over the drinks menu she snarled that out too. And he doesn't come back for a while (why would he when she was being so nasty?) When he does he asks, 'are you ready to order?' L. glares and says 'I was ready ten minutes ago!'

TH's mouth dropped and BB couldn't believe it either. I was instantly reminded of that episode of TBBT where Penny tells SHeldon 'For a smart guy, you don't understand you don't piss off the people that bring you your food.' I tried to be super nice to the poor guy but damn I'm sure he spit in our order. I would have.

She was doing that earlier in the day too about the insurance/surgery thing. 'is this usually how long it takes you people to schedule surgery?' And I could tell she didn't like the answer because she went off on a rant. If I'd been that scheduler, I'd have scheduler her 8 weeks from now...

In spite of the weather men saying repeatedly last night that there'd be no cool down, today was much cooler and the prediction for Saturday is 10 degrees less than the mid-80s they were projecting. I hope so or Bob Fest is gonna suck.